Headline Shirts Blog And So Begins... "The Pumpkining.”

Brace yourselves. For today marks the first day of fall. And that can only mean one thing… “The Pumpkining” hath begun.Yes. It is officially “pumpkin spiced” season. It spreads like a virus, starting with lattes and cheesecakes, then quickly infecting all manner of consumer products. Chewing gum. Beer. Hummus. Motor oil. “The Pumpkining” cannot be reasoned with. It does not obey the rules of common sense. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it will not rest until every soul has surrendered to its gourdly grip!Take heed, fellow citizens! For if we do not act now, this could be our future…